Poor serious sam

I guess you could call this a human interest story:

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If you know your first person shooters you know the voice of "Serious" Sam Stone. Actor John J. Dick (yep that's his real name) has provided the voice for the character in Croteam's series of Serious Sam shooters and will do so again in the upcoming Serious Sam HD remake and Serious Sam 3.

However, John J. Dick has a bit of a problem. He's deeply in debt and as he put it on his official web site, "I don't particularly want to start sucking c*** for rent money." So he is hiring himself, or rather his voice, out to anyone who would like to pay him. Yes, even you can have the voice of Serious Sam on your voice mail message at the rate of just $1 a word.(he does reserve the right not to do the Serious Sam voice if he feels its inappropriate). Sure it's a little desperate (OK, it's a lot desperate) but hey, you can scare the crap out of telemarketers with this deal.